Sometimes, all you need is a good laugh, and what better way to get it than with knock-knock jokes? This collection of the 16 best knock-knock jokes ever will have everyone giggling. Whether you're looking to entertain a crowd or just share a quick chuckle with a friend, these jokes are the perfect go-to.
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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, cow says "moo"!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
I am
I am who?
You don't know who you are?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice be over already?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity
Opportunity who?
When opportunity knocks, you answer.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Herd
Herd who?
Herd you the first time you knocked.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
Sure, W-H-O.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Meg
Meg who?
Meg up your mind already!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Know
Know who?
Know you'd have to ask.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Nona
Nona who?
Nona your business!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey be a dear and get that for me please!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I'm good. Hawaii you?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Fur
Fur who?
Fur you, anything!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
FBI
FB…
We're asking the questions here.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire a path, I'm coming through!
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