Dad jokes have a special place in the world of humor—so bad they loop right back around to being good. They're the kind of jokes that make you groan and roll your eyes, but you can't help but laugh at their simplicity and innocence. Here's a collection of 15 dad jokes that perfectly embody this delightful form of comedy.
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter.
2. A Blind Man's Bar
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair. And a table.
3. A Termite Problem
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, 'Is the bartender here'?
4. My Grandfather's Heart
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo. People think I'm this scary guy, but really I have the heart of a small boy — I keep it in a jar on my desk.
5. Ants are Amazing
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Ants are amazing creatures. Did you know viruses can't spread throughout an ant colony? It's because of all the little anty bodies.
6. Dyslexia
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
7. Biblical Quotes
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And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster.
8. Ant Gender
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How do you tell the gender of an ant? Throw it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant, but if it floats, it's a buoyant.
9. Owls, Pianos, and Fish.
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What's the difference between an owl, a piano, and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. And what about the owl? - Who?
10. The Symptoms
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A man goes to the doctor and says, 'I think I have hearing problems.' Doctor: Can you describe the symptoms? Man: Sure! Homer is fat, and Marge has blue hair.
11. The Difference Between Two Cities
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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.
12. Nordic Countries are Efficient
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Why do Norwegian warships have a barcode on their side? So that they can Scandinavian.
13. Police Investigation
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Someone stole all the toilets from the police station. So the police have nothing to go on.
14. My Grandfather
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
15. My Other Grandfather
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My grandpa passed away recently because none of us knew his blood type. He kept telling us all to be positive in the lead-up to his last breath. I'm trying, Grandpa!
16. The Bear Necessities
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A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Can I have a...Coke?' Bartender says, 'What's with the big pause?' Bear says, 'I don't know; I was born with them.
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